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Joke of the Day
"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"
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"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."
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"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
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"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mariska Hargitay"
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"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."