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Joke of the Day
"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."
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"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."
"There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone... ...it's called Google Plus."
"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"
"[dad training] TRAINER: im hungry ME: ok lets ea- TRAINER: [stares] ME: i mean-hey hungry im dad"
"Three guys walk into a bar... John Wick kills them with a pencil. A fucking pencil."
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? A bundt cake!"
"Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler. So the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "" Fucking give it to me!"""