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Joke of the Day
"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"
Next Joke
"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"
"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
"A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!"
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."
"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"