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"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"
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"I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high."
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."
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"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"
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"""I don't like the taste of water"" - First World Problem"
"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"