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Joke of the Day

"A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!"

"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."

"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."

"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."

"Maybe It's You The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes. Available for download from iTunes soon."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"

"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"