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Joke of the Day

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"

"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"Give a man a jacket, and he will be warm for the day. Teach a man to jacket, and he will never leave his house."

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"

"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""

"Not to brag but I can still fit in my culturally-defined gender roles from high school!"

"Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car"

"the safeword is burrito"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"