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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
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"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"
"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."
"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"
"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get eight more"
"What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? Amazon'"
"What's brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"