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Joke of the Day

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"

"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"I was told not to say the word ""Hell"" and should say something else instead... So I said, ""How about H E double dildos."""

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"Sometimes when I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying, ""ok they're dead, what do I do with the body?"""

"I thought revenge was a dish best served cold... Then I remembered it was actually the action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands."

"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."