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Joke of the Day

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."

"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"

"What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach? Sum of beaches."

"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"

"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."

"Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork."

"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."

"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""