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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."

"Why are government buildings alike all around the world? free masonry."

"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."

"Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling."""

"What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment..."

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."

"i know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"

"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."