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Joke of the Day
"When I fight Authority, Authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork."
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"Whenever I try to steal from people I get stabbed by an old plastic fork or a stick. The homeless are resourceful, man."
"what do you get when you call a subreddit ""jokes"" and have more than 21 000 readers? an average of 22 jokes a day. this is a fucking joke"
"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"
"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."
"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"
"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"
"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."
"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."