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Joke of the Day
"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"
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"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""
"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."
"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."
"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"
"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"