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Joke of the Day
"What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos."
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"The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear."
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"
"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"
"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"Mom I forgot. Am I special or unique? No son. You're retarded."
"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"