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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"

"How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it."

"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."

"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"

"Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying ""I'm stalking you"" was much funnier in my head."