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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab? He's already started suing again."
"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."
"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."
"Apparently ""if you must draw your eyebrows on, please draw them evenly"" was not the tip this waitress was expecting."
"Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet."
"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."
"[hanging out w mob] ""Tony sleeps with the fishes"" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys"
"A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn."