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Joke of the Day
"Are all black people uncircumcised... Since they cum from the hood?"
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"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."
"ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'"
"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"
"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."
"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."