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Joke of the Day
"Why don't skeletons get sick? Because they always have an anti-body"
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"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"
"What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*"
"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""