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Joke of the Day
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."
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"What do people say when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale"
"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."
"A Redditor has sex for the first time"
"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."
"Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments..."
"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."
"My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :("
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"