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Joke of the Day
"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
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"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."
"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."
"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools."
"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"
"The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly."
"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."