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Joke of the Day
"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"
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"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."
"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"
"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."
"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"