102376
Joke of the Day
"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"
"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."
"My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now."
"Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars."
"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."
"How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand."
"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."
"Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators... Star Wars fans will get this one..."