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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"My doctor made me do a urine test for fun. It was a piss-take."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."

"What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other? A three car pile-up."

"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure."

"In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. 1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better."