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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."

"I used to have a fear for speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?"

"The NFL's Refs"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."

"My favorite part of a marathon is... My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."