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Joke of the Day

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."

"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"

"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."

"Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car."

"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."

"I don't like jam but my marmite Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mom."

"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""