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Joke of the Day
"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."
Next Joke
"What type of jokes do Sikhs hate? Puns"
"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"
"Saying ""Only in New York"" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway."
"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."