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Joke of the Day
"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."
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"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."
"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"
"I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding."
"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."
"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"
"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."
"What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common? They both can smell it, just can't eat it."
"Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than ""Unlimited Talk."""