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Joke of the Day
"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."
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"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"
"What was the executioner's favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders."
"(NSFW) What did God say when he walked in on his son masturbating? ""Jesus fucking Christ!"" I'll see myself out."
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time."
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."