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Joke of the Day

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"

"Look at the clock at the end of a workday and it's 4:04 pm. Where did the time go!?"

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."

"My wife does all the driving, because I never learnt to drive - in her opinion."""

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"

"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."

"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."

"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""

"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."

"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"