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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
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"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"
"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark."
"I like my women like I like my steak Dead"
"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"
"How do you trap a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes along to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
"When a woman says ""fine"" what she really means is ""I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."