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Joke of the Day

"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."

"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"

"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"

"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."

"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."

"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."

"If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working."