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Joke of the Day

"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"

"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."

"Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? I'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings."

"What do you call a bossy potato... A dicktater"

"Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic? Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium."

"There were zwei peanuts walking down the strae... ... and one was a salted... peanut."

"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"

"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."

"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."

"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."