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Joke of the Day

"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"

"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"

"Let me drink about it and get back to you."

"[answering door on halloween] NEIGHBORHOOD MOM: please stop giving the children hamsters ME *hands full of hamsters*: but it's Halloween"

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."

"What did one guy at a gay bar say to the other guy? Can I push your stool in? I just wanted to note that my ten year old brother told me this joke.&#3232;\_&#3232;"

"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Reply: Yes How did you manage to get between their tiny legs?"

"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."

"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"