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Joke of the Day

"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."

"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."

"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"

"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"The twin towers remind me of genders There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them"

"What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"

"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."