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Joke of the Day

"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ""Two seconds 'til."" After you ask, ""Two seconds 'til what?"" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?"

"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."

"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"

"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."