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Joke of the Day

"How does one call a female COCK-roach? A henroach. No pussy joke here, you dirty pervert."

"Did you hear about the philosophical gunman? He blew people's minds."

"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"

"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"

"Humpty Dumpty , that sly bastard Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed, As Little Bo Beep was giving him head, Just as he came she began to weep, She could tell by the taste, He'd been screwing her sheep ! !"

"Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it."

"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"

"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""