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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the philosophical gunman? He blew people's minds."
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"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."
"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."
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"HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir."