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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the philosophical gunman? He blew people's minds."
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"Why did America remove the ""u"" from ""colour""? Because fuck u that's why"
"A naked man walking through the jungle... ...when an elephant looks at him and says: -How can you even breath through this thing?"
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."
"[bum holds his hand out] ""can I have some change?"" change comes from within ""thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"""
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"
"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."
"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"
"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"