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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"
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"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"
"My cremated aunt used to give great advice. She always told me that you have to urn your place in life."
"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""
"I was at the Natural History Museum and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs. no homo"
"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."
"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."
"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"
"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"