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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm."
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"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"
"Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive."
"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"I stepped on some corn flakes the other day.. .. And now I'm a convicted cereal killer."
"What does Vin Diesel call ""pin the tail on the donkey""? Fasten the furry ass."
"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""
"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
"What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp."