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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"

"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."

"I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work. She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait."

"*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right"

"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"Dr. Dre Beats."

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."

"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."