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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"

"Where's Eritrea? Up Djibouti!"

"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."

"How much does a hipster weigh? .. An instagram"

"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."

"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees."