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Joke of the Day
"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."
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"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
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"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"
"Congress If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?"
"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"
"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"
"What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug"
"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."
"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"