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Joke of the Day

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"

"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"

"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""

"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said ""Look I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute."" The man said ""Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"""

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it."