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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"

"Son: What are caterpillars afraid of? Me: It's unlikely that they experience fear. They're not self-aware, so... Son: [sadly] Dogerpillars."

"It's surprising how little people change Actually the process isn't that different, other than the tiny clothes"

"If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?"

"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"

"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."