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Joke of the Day

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."

"I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet."

"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."

"Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife."