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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"
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"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"
"[date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand ""Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?"" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me"
"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"
"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."
"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."
"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."
"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."