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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows."

"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."

"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"

"Ask /r/personalfinance to draw you a line, they deliver a circle. They always make ends meet!"

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"

"Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman"

"hey baby. ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me"