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Joke of the Day
"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
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"My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead."
"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"
"Be right back. -Godot"
"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"
"My local gadget store has a great deal on devices that measure electric charge, but it's too far to walk. It's a coulomb meter."
"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar"
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""