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Joke of the Day
"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"
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"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"
"What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis"
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"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."
"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"
"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."