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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead."

"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""

"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"

"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"

"LPT: If your girl ever asks you which of her friends you want to have a three-way with, DO NOT GIVE HER TWO NAMES!"

"There's a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had a gig yet."

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."

"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"