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Joke of the Day

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."

"Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"

"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."

"COMMENCE ANNIHILATI... Sorry, wrong notes, that's tomorrow's speech. Here's the right one: You have nothing to fear from Project Omega ..."

"They told me to imagine a guy holding a jug full of water. But I just couldn't pitcher it."

"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."

"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"

"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"