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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."
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"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"
"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"
"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."
"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."
"Tip: ""At the same time"" has more characters than ""simultaneously."" The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder."
"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."
"Have you ever try ethiopan food ? Neither have they .."
"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""