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Joke of the Day

"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""

"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"

"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"

"How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon."

"There are two fish in a tank... ...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns"

"why the sadman buy keybord? because is the ""key"" to hapennies"

"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"

"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."

"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"