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Joke of the Day

"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"

"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."

"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"

"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"

"In the dark alley, Johnny the Optimist was being beat up Half to life."

"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""

"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"

"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."

"Optimist vs Pessimist Optimist - The glass is half full Pessimist - The glass is half empty Feminist - The glass is being raped"