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Joke of the Day
"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."
"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"
"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."
"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."
"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."