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Joke of the Day

"Wife:What is 10 years with me? Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second"

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."

"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."

"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."

"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."

"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"